Gender Discussions Pillows

'Let battle commence' Chess board, big female piece, small male piece

'Are you alright?' - 'Yes.' - 'I want a bath. What are you doing in there?' - 'Multi-tasking.'

"All these years I've been meaning to ask. . . are you male or female?"

"How dare you! I actually identify as a pretty girl!"

"I dunno, but I get the feeling it could be a girl..."

"No. I don't want to see an all-male production of 'Little Women.' "

THE UNCANNY PREDICTIONS OF THE GREAT NOWSTRADAMUS, 'A prominent academic will suggest that females may be intrinsically emotionally different from males... and the feminists will become hysterical.

"We need to hire more women."

"If women are te weaker sex, how come they get most of the duvet?"

Desk Organizers: 'He Said' and 'She Said'.

"Technically, I'm a buck...but I identify as a doe."

The girl with the most curves.

'And only enough blood to work one at a time.'

Line for the women's restroom vs. line for the men's restroom

"'Boy or girl'...? How dare you impose a culturally stereotypical gender role on my defenceless foetus, you male-identifiable oppressor!!"

"Well, I guess we know who the gatherer is in that relationship!"

"I'm just so impressed with what you're saying about the victimization of men."

'I'm sick of all these men's virility enhancement TV ads. . . they're embarrassing to watch!'

Aussie pub restrooms: 'blokes...anti-blokes.'

'If women are so smart, why do their tops button down the back?'

"It's still decided what it wants to be."

'Any man who says he can understand women is either a psychologist or in need of one...'

"It's hard to say there are more dopey men than women - they're just more obvious."

'Maybe I shouldn't have told her that in the battle of the sexes, I'm neutral.'

Evidence that women are more intelligent than men. . .

vive la difference

Gender.

"We aim to win the battle of the sexes."

"A princess marry a frog? Doesn't sound like sexual equality to me!"

Transvestite restrooms.

A woman reads "Men's Fault" magazine.

"No sense of proportion - that's what I like in a woman."

"And he had the nerve to tell me to close the laptop lid."

The Himalayas vs the Heralayas

"You know...I don't understand girls."