Gender Identity Discussions Pillows

"'Boy or girl'...? How dare you impose a culturally stereotypical gender role on my defenceless foetus, you male-identifiable oppressor!!"

"I love my new texting app, it automatically selects peoples preferred pronouns."

Bernice Mountain Dog

"You'll go far...you think like a man..."

"Maybe I will and maybe I won't - You're not prejudiced against transvestites, are you?"

"You can't define me as a man or as a woman. . . I'm transginger."

"I say if he wants to take up ballet, we should let him."

"If women are te weaker sex, how come they get most of the duvet?"

"...and I'd like to thank my mother, who is a lesbian, for guiding me through a real tough gender-identity crisis."

THE UNCANNY PREDICTIONS OF THE GREAT NOWSTRADAMUS, 'A prominent academic will suggest that females may be intrinsically emotionally different from males... and the feminists will become hysterical.

"I'll tell you my gender if you tell me yours."

'He's our son, Roger. If he feels like a queen trapped inside a drone's thorax, then he feels like a queen trapped inside a drone's thorax.'

"Sorry. I now only identify as Alex."

'Oh no, not you again,'

"I'm a guy on the outside, but I feel like a chick on the inside."

Tender Identity Crisis

"I identify as it/it."

'Anything you want to know about women, fellas, just ask me - I used to be a woman, once,'

"Technically, I'm a buck...but I identify as a doe."

'YOU again?'

Dear Diary, today I'm feeling beautiful...

"Actually, it's super-'person!'"

"Such a shame. He was so close to his scheduled gender reassignment."

"Electrical connection is between one male and one female plug."

"I'm intersex."

Tern - Trans Tern - Cistern

"You know, I wouldn't have to pay for this if you were still my son."

"Being deciduous isn't a choice - it's what I am."

'Let battle commence' Chess board, big female piece, small male piece

'Seriously? You might want to throw a bit of pink on that to help people out.'

'Are you alright?' - 'Yes.' - 'I want a bath. What are you doing in there?' - 'Multi-tasking.'

'You know how You created them male and female? -- Well, guess what.'

Rapunzel Experiments With Gender Presentation

'I want to be the first female chairperson of my men's group.'

'Fred Snack will be out for at least three months. He's having a sex-change operation.'