Gender Identity Issues Pillows

Plumber at the Gender Neutral Bathrooms

"My preferred pronoun is they."

"We're doing everything we can to make him comfortable, short of dressing up as male doctors."

"I love my new texting app, it automatically selects peoples preferred pronouns."

Bernice Mountain Dog

"You'll go far...you think like a man..."

"Maybe I will and maybe I won't - You're not prejudiced against transvestites, are you?"

"I can't eat these nutrition bars. They're for women."

"I say if he wants to take up ballet, we should let him."

"You can't define me as a man or as a woman. . . I'm transginger."

"...and I'd like to thank my mother, who is a lesbian, for guiding me through a real tough gender-identity crisis."

"I threaten her masculinity."

"It all started when I dressed up as little red riding Hood's grandmother and found I liked it!"

'He's our son, Roger. If he feels like a queen trapped inside a drone's thorax, then he feels like a queen trapped inside a drone's thorax.'

"I'll tell you my gender if you tell me yours."

"Sorry. I now only identify as Alex."

"I identify as it/it."

"I'm a guy on the outside, but I feel like a chick on the inside."

'Oh no, not you again,'

'Everyone calls me a lady calls me a lady but I'm really a tomboy bug.'

'All the stars are coming out tonight.'

How Gender is Assigned at Birth

'Referring to God as 'she' seems to offend all the right people.' (religious people discussing religion)

"So I got in touch with my feminine side. It turns out I'm a mean girl."

"You've had to be kind to survive, and I've had to be nasty."

'Anything you want to know about women, fellas, just ask me - I used to be a woman, once,'

"I'm intersex."

'YOU again?'

"Actually, it's super-'person!'"

"Being deciduous isn't a choice - it's what I am."

Dear Diary, today I'm feeling beautiful...

'Whatever happened to the men ballsy enough to sexually harass?'

"You might want to wear this adjusting into your new promotion."

Tern - Trans Tern - Cistern

"You know, I wouldn't have to pay for this if you were still my son."