Gender Identity Issues Pillows

Plumber at the Gender Neutral Bathrooms

"My preferred pronoun is they."

"We're doing everything we can to make him comfortable, short of dressing up as male doctors."

"I love my new texting app, it automatically selects peoples preferred pronouns."

Bernice Mountain Dog

"You'll go far...you think like a man..."

"Maybe I will and maybe I won't - You're not prejudiced against transvestites, are you?"

"I can't eat these nutrition bars. They're for women."

"I threaten her masculinity."

"You can't define me as a man or as a woman. . . I'm transginger."

"...and I'd like to thank my mother, who is a lesbian, for guiding me through a real tough gender-identity crisis."

"It all started when I dressed up as little red riding Hood's grandmother and found I liked it!"

'He's our son, Roger. If he feels like a queen trapped inside a drone's thorax, then he feels like a queen trapped inside a drone's thorax.'

"I identify as it/it."

"So I got in touch with my feminine side. It turns out I'm a mean girl."

'Oh no, not you again,'

'Referring to God as 'she' seems to offend all the right people.' (religious people discussing religion)

'Everyone calls me a lady calls me a lady but I'm really a tomboy bug.'

How Gender is Assigned at Birth

"You've had to be kind to survive, and I've had to be nasty."

'Anything you want to know about women, fellas, just ask me - I used to be a woman, once,'

"Such a shame. He was so close to his scheduled gender reassignment."

'YOU again?'

Dear Diary, today I'm feeling beautiful...

'Whatever happened to the men ballsy enough to sexually harass?'

Tern - Trans Tern - Cistern

"You know, I wouldn't have to pay for this if you were still my son."

"You might want to wear this adjusting into your new promotion."

"Actually, it's super-'person!'"

"Being deciduous isn't a choice - it's what I am."