Gender Identity Journey Pillows

"...and I'd like to thank my mother, who is a lesbian, for guiding me through a real tough gender-identity crisis."

When did you first feel like a male trapped in a female body? When I was a foetus.

"I feel like there's a chick in me trying to escape."

What Does God Know?

Boys Cooking

Fat Kid 28- Discovers his feminine side

Bernice Mountain Dog

"I love my new texting app, it automatically selects peoples preferred pronouns."

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

'Relax babe, that's me before the operation,'

'You only have two sexes? Aren't you kind of limiting your selves?'

"Maybe I will and maybe I won't - You're not prejudiced against transvestites, are you?"

Gender Symbols

"You can't define me as a man or as a woman. . . I'm transginger."

"I say if he wants to take up ballet, we should let him."

"I am very comfortable with my bovinity."

"Personally, Figgis, I'm all in favour of your new gender identity, especially as we can now pay you 30% less."

"What are we gonna tell the grant committee, professor? We've spent all the money and we still don't understand women."

'He's our son, Roger. If he feels like a queen trapped inside a drone's thorax, then he feels like a queen trapped inside a drone's thorax.'

"I'll tell you my gender if you tell me yours."

"The long and the short of it, doctor, is that I'm ready to change from a soccer mom to a Nascar dad."

"It all started when I dressed up as little red riding Hood's grandmother and found I liked it!"

'We're off to Denmark for our surgeries, kids, When we return, I'll be Mom and Mom will be Dad,'

"The prodigal son who used to be a daughter returns."

'Dad, I think I'm old enough for my first pair of high heels.'

'All the stars are coming out tonight.'

'Oh no, not you again,'

"Sorry. I now only identify as Alex."

"I want to be ewe."

"So I got in touch with my feminine side. It turns out I'm a mean girl."

"Don't call me Big Bad Wolf anymore Red... from now on I want to be called Caitlyn Wolf."

"Overall, your gender transition has been a success. We just can't figure out how to stop the mansplaining."

"I'm a guy on the outside, but I feel like a chick on the inside."

"I identify as it/it."

'Everyone calls me a lady calls me a lady but I'm really a tomboy bug.'