Navigating Gender Identity Pillows

"Wait - I can explain!"

"I feel like there's a chick in me trying to escape."

Bernice Mountain Dog

"I love my new texting app, it automatically selects peoples preferred pronouns."

Fat Kid 28- Discovers his feminine side

"Teri tells me you're ostensibly straight.."

'Relax babe, that's me before the operation,'

"Maybe I will and maybe I won't - You're not prejudiced against transvestites, are you?"

"You can't define me as a man or as a woman. . . I'm transginger."

"...and I'd like to thank my mother, who is a lesbian, for guiding me through a real tough gender-identity crisis."

"Personally, Figgis, I'm all in favour of your new gender identity, especially as we can now pay you 30% less."

"It all started when I dressed up as little red riding Hood's grandmother and found I liked it!"

"The long and the short of it, doctor, is that I'm ready to change from a soccer mom to a Nascar dad."

"The prodigal son who used to be a daughter returns."

'We're off to Denmark for our surgeries, kids, When we return, I'll be Mom and Mom will be Dad,'

'He's our son, Roger. If he feels like a queen trapped inside a drone's thorax, then he feels like a queen trapped inside a drone's thorax.'

A man and woman face each other in profile. A diagram of their brains shows their desires.

"I hear that women's brains are more active in the area involving self control."

"I identify as it/it."

"So I got in touch with my feminine side. It turns out I'm a mean girl."

'Oh no, not you again,'

"Don't call me Big Bad Wolf anymore Red... from now on I want to be called Caitlyn Wolf."

'Everyone calls me a lady calls me a lady but I'm really a tomboy bug.'

"Overall, your gender transition has been a success. We just can't figure out how to stop the mansplaining."

'Anything you want to know about women, fellas, just ask me - I used to be a woman, once,'

'When I said to get in touch with your feminine side, Gerald, I didn't mean by having 42DD's installed'

"The love ballad I'm about to sing will pose a lot of uncomfortable questions about gender identity and class-based issues. I hope you can handle it."

"Actually, it's super-'person!'"

"You know, I wouldn't have to pay for this if you were still my son."