Navigating Gender Identity T-Shirts

"Wait - I can explain!"

What Does God Know?

"I feel like there's a chick in me trying to escape."

Fat Kid 28- Discovers his feminine side

"I love my new texting app, it automatically selects peoples preferred pronouns."

Bernice Mountain Dog

"Teri tells me you're ostensibly straight.."

'Relax babe, that's me before the operation,'

"Maybe I will and maybe I won't - You're not prejudiced against transvestites, are you?"

"Personally, Figgis, I'm all in favour of your new gender identity, especially as we can now pay you 30% less."

"...and I'd like to thank my mother, who is a lesbian, for guiding me through a real tough gender-identity crisis."

"You can't define me as a man or as a woman. . . I'm transginger."

"I say if he wants to take up ballet, we should let him."

"The long and the short of it, doctor, is that I'm ready to change from a soccer mom to a Nascar dad."

'We're off to Denmark for our surgeries, kids, When we return, I'll be Mom and Mom will be Dad,'

'He's our son, Roger. If he feels like a queen trapped inside a drone's thorax, then he feels like a queen trapped inside a drone's thorax.'

"I'll tell you my gender if you tell me yours."

"The prodigal son who used to be a daughter returns."

"It all started when I dressed up as little red riding Hood's grandmother and found I liked it!"

A man and woman face each other in profile. A diagram of their brains shows their desires.

"I hear that women's brains are more active in the area involving self control."

'All the stars are coming out tonight.'

"I identify as it/it."

'Oh no, not you again,'

'Everyone calls me a lady calls me a lady but I'm really a tomboy bug.'

"Overall, your gender transition has been a success. We just can't figure out how to stop the mansplaining."

"So I got in touch with my feminine side. It turns out I'm a mean girl."

"Don't call me Big Bad Wolf anymore Red... from now on I want to be called Caitlyn Wolf."

"I want to be ewe."

"I'm a guy on the outside, but I feel like a chick on the inside."

"Sorry. I now only identify as Alex."

'Anything you want to know about women, fellas, just ask me - I used to be a woman, once,'

"Actually, it's super-'person!'"

'When I said to get in touch with your feminine side, Gerald, I didn't mean by having 42DD's installed'

"You know, I wouldn't have to pay for this if you were still my son."