Navigating Identity T-Shirts

"A girl at school keeps calling me gay."

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

Pinocchio's Second Realization

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

"The first step is admitting you're a dog."

"Sorry Darling, you are fabulous, but I'm searching for MY Prince too!"

"When Harold first said he identified as a balloon animal I thought it was just a phase, but here we are fifteen years later and it seems to be working."

Congratulations!

A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

"But honey. . . he's just not our kind!"

"With this suit, I hereby establish dominion over my male identity."

'I don't know who I am. I have a donor heart, a donor kidney, a donor liver,a donor cornea, a donor lung...'

Nikolai Gogol

"You're starting to look like your old self again."

Seminar: Find Someone Cool to Imitate.

Britain sinking and losing it's identity.

'I'd like to get in touch with my feminine side, Joe -- bring me a Bloody Mary.'

"Don't be fooled - that's Henrietta, cross-dressing again."

Chicken out. . . and proud.

"...and I'd like to thank my mother, who is a lesbian, for guiding me through a real tough gender-identity crisis."

"You knew I was straight when you married me."

"I'm thinking of changing my name."

"I'm using my married name right now, but I'm keeping my maiden name on ice, just in case."