Changing Identity T-Shirts

"But hey, all my new friends call me Denise now...it's my middle name."

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Pinocchio's Second Realization

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

"The first step is admitting you're a dog."

"Sorry Darling, you are fabulous, but I'm searching for MY Prince too!"

City Zoo. They call us "anteaters" --- talk about stereotyping!

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.

Congratulations!

"With this suit, I hereby establish dominion over my male identity."

'I don't know who I am. I have a donor heart, a donor kidney, a donor liver,a donor cornea, a donor lung...'

Forming the adolescent personality

Nikolai Gogol

"You're starting to look like your old self again."

Seminar: Find Someone Cool to Imitate.

"Look, babe. At this point, you've reinvented yourself so many times you're back to who you were at the start."

'When I googled myself, and nothing came up, I began to question my own existence!'

Britain sinking and losing it's identity.

William Shakespeare Civil Court Judge. Well, you can legally change your name, but it won't make any real difference, Rose.

"Don't be fooled - that's Henrietta, cross-dressing again."

Secret Identity Theft.

Chicken out. . . and proud.

"I am very comfortable with my bovinity."

"You knew I was straight when you married me."

"...and I'd like to thank my mother, who is a lesbian, for guiding me through a real tough gender-identity crisis."

"I'm thinking of changing my name."

"I'm a male, yet I hatch the eggs. I'm a bird, yet I don't fly...I swim like a fish. Despite my appearance, my life is anything but black and white."

"The best advice I can give you is: 'Be Yourself.'"