Identity Journeyer T-Shirts

'Oh no, not you again,'

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

I've Always Wanted to Be Oppressed By Someone Who Looks Like Me

Pastorius wonders why.

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

'I have multiple personalities and they are all following me on Twitter.'

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

'Don't be embarrassed ? when I first attained Nirvana, I wet my pants, too.'

"I'm an oldest child trapped in the body of a middle child."

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

"The first step is admitting you're a dog."

'You're in luck. Business ethics is a gray area.'

"When Harold first said he identified as a balloon animal I thought it was just a phase, but here we are fifteen years later and it seems to be working."

"Sorry Darling, you are fabulous, but I'm searching for MY Prince too!"

Bob began seeing his mother, who gave him up for adoption, professionally, three times a week. It didn't help much.

"I just don't want to be 'that' waffle."

"Really? a frikkin' math question?"

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

"I feel like there's a chick in me trying to escape."

'He hasn't been the same since the Goodyear blimp sneaked up behind him.'

All we have in life is this moment...

"Tell me more about your imposter syndrome."

'Have you been working out?'

"With this suit, I hereby establish dominion over my male identity."

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

"I'm not worried about identity theft. Who'd want to be me?"

"I had considered hyphenating my last name, but now I'm leaning towards and underscore."

Phone. Oh, no! My Clark Kent clothes are gone! Secret Identity Theft.

Pastor puts up sign on pole stating that he is 'serving' his 1,000th sermon.