Identity Adventurer T-Shirts

"Harold keeps googling his name. He's trying to find himself."

'Can I be a boy today'

'I lost my virginity and my identity on the same night.'

"My wife doesn't understand me."

"No, I don't want to transition into a girl - I want to transition into a millennial."

"It turns out my last name is actually Clausbaum."

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

'Thank-you God.'

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

"Everything you say (or don't say) matters. Choose your words and intentions carefully."

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

"Phew, that was close."

"My husband's the academic. I just like to travel. I'm more of a pandemic."

Cometh the Cow!

"When Harold first said he identified as a balloon animal I thought it was just a phase, but here we are fifteen years later and it seems to be working."

'She knew we'd try to talk her-out of it.'

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

"I spy with my little eye..." "The ocean! It's always the ocean!"

Desert Island Dating.

Vacation Mobile

"My entire family's coming for the holidays."

"And pick up a wine - something that goes with fish."

"It looks like we've reached the end of reality..."

'I'm not sure my heart could take the excitement.'

A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.

"Some good predictive analytics software would have really helped us avoid this mess..."

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

"Friday, YOU were my Secret Santa?"

"Actually, Sally, my name isn't Mrs. Santa Claus... It's Barb. I'm not defined by my husband."

Today is the first day of the rest of your life. That's a relief! How much can they expect out of your on your first day?

"Miss Jones, cancel my 3:30pm"