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Soren Kierkegaard

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

Thinking Gears

Thomas Mann.

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

E=mc2.

Archimedes, Galileo, Copernicus

Paul Ree

Now showing, at a University near you...

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

Philosophy Department: You are here but why are you here?

"Barb's such a fast reader."

Super Student

Think Tank

'I need to borrow your Ph.D. for a half hour tomorrow. I have a major problem to solve.'

'Don't be embarrassed ? when I first attained Nirvana, I wet my pants, too.'

"We had a brainstorm - I hope it's a brainchild."

"Must be another paradigm shift."

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

Academic Jeopardy - "The great unknowns and cosmic uncertainties of the universe are reduced by this number daily."

"Wait, wait, back up, back up. Who the #!@! is George Orwell?"

"Daddy works in a magical, faraway land called Academia."

'You're in luck. Business ethics is a gray area.'

'This course in philosophy is not designed to teach you how to make a living. I will be teaching you how to make a life.'

'...and that is my philosophy.'

"If we evolved from stupid people, why are there stupid people still around?"

'He hasn't been the same since the Goodyear blimp sneaked up behind him.'

'You present a very convincing argument.'

Reading newspaper makes you smart.

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

"Why do people think using big words is a bad thing?"