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Descartes School of Philosophy.

Which Brain is Half Full and Which is Half Empty?

Tee Shirt: In Search of Things Known and Agreed Upon

Guy Debord

"Behold the secret to happiness."

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

Wildlife

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

Thinking Gears

Thomas Mann.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

E=mc2.

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

Archimedes, Galileo, Copernicus

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

Paul Ree

Now showing, at a University near you...

Philosophy Department: You are here but why are you here?

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

'Are we there yet? Huh? Have we achieved Nirvana yet? Huh, have we?'

Super Student

Higher wisdom...

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

"Barb's such a fast reader."

Think Tank

'I need to borrow your Ph.D. for a half hour tomorrow. I have a major problem to solve.'

'There is no past. No future. Only the present, which is changing every instant. Time is merely an illusion. Got it?'

Academic Jeopardy - "The great unknowns and cosmic uncertainties of the universe are reduced by this number daily."

"We had a brainstorm - I hope it's a brainchild."