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"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

"I'm an oldest child trapped in the body of a middle child."

"The first step is admitting you're a dog."

Bob began seeing his mother, who gave him up for adoption, professionally, three times a week. It didn't help much.

"When Harold first said he identified as a balloon animal I thought it was just a phase, but here we are fifteen years later and it seems to be working."

"Sorry Darling, you are fabulous, but I'm searching for MY Prince too!"

"I just don't want to be 'that' waffle."

"I feel like there's a chick in me trying to escape."

"Tell me more about your imposter syndrome."

'Marx and Engels - why they split.'

"I'm not worried about identity theft. Who'd want to be me?"

"With this suit, I hereby establish dominion over my male identity."

Guys looks in the mirror and sees himself as a prisoner.

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

'Leap frog? No thanks- I'm a toad.'

"I'm tired of being openly gay.I'm seriously considering going back in to the closet."

'I don't know who I am. I have a donor heart, a donor kidney, a donor liver,a donor cornea, a donor lung...'

"I just completely disagree with what you just said about America lacking focus."

"Mom, Dad, college changed me."

'Perhaps we do need a plan 'B'.'

Columbus discovers ... his feminine side.

Nikolai Gogol