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"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

'I have multiple personalities and they are all following me on Twitter.'

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

"The first step is admitting you're a dog."

"I'm an oldest child trapped in the body of a middle child."

"Sorry Darling, you are fabulous, but I'm searching for MY Prince too!"

"When Harold first said he identified as a balloon animal I thought it was just a phase, but here we are fifteen years later and it seems to be working."

City Zoo. They call us "anteaters" --- talk about stereotyping!

"I just don't want to be 'that' waffle."

"I feel like there's a chick in me trying to escape."

Bob began seeing his mother, who gave him up for adoption, professionally, three times a week. It didn't help much.

"Tell me more about your imposter syndrome."

'Marx and Engels - why they split.'

"With this suit, I hereby establish dominion over my male identity."

"I'm not worried about identity theft. Who'd want to be me?"

Guys looks in the mirror and sees himself as a prisoner.

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

Phone. Oh, no! My Clark Kent clothes are gone! Secret Identity Theft.

'Leap frog? No thanks- I'm a toad.'

"I'm tired of being openly gay.I'm seriously considering going back in to the closet."

'I don't know who I am. I have a donor heart, a donor kidney, a donor liver,a donor cornea, a donor lung...'

"He, Igor? Who are we to play God with its gender pronouns?"

"I just completely disagree with what you just said about America lacking focus."

"I was born into the wrong color. I'm not pink, Oh, doc, I'm so depressed..."

'I'm Anna Nicole Smith. But not THE Anna Nicole Smith!'

Cherchez la femme

I'm filling out my myface.com and I have a question. Rudy Park, tech genius, at your service. Should I pretend to be 10,12 or 26 years old? 32? I configure browsers, not fake personas! I think I'll play for the Broncos.

Columbus discovers ... his feminine side.

"Mom, Dad, college changed me."

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