Identity Politics T-Shirts

Underappreciated Pride Days

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Pinocchio's Second Realization

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

"The first step is admitting you're a dog."

"Sorry Darling, you are fabulous, but I'm searching for MY Prince too!"

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

"With this suit, I hereby establish dominion over my male identity."

A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.

'I don't know who I am. I have a donor heart, a donor kidney, a donor liver,a donor cornea, a donor lung...'

Seminar: Find Someone Cool to Imitate.

Britain sinking and losing it's identity.

"I am very comfortable with my bovinity."

"You knew I was straight when you married me."

"Don't be fooled - that's Henrietta, cross-dressing again."

"I'm thinking of changing my name."

Duelling personalities.

"I'm using my married name right now, but I'm keeping my maiden name on ice, just in case."

'Tell me your name and I'll tell you who you are!'

"I'm tired of being the cockroach you want me to be and not the cockroach I want to be."

"'Dear Mrs. Zeus?!' The name's Hera!"