Identity Politics Gifts

Underappreciated Pride Days

Ready for Hillary

I've Always Wanted to Be Oppressed By Someone Who Looks Like Me

Trans-Privileged

"We will not be manipulated by some TV executive who thinks he can appeal to our ethnic sensibilities!"

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Pinocchio's Second Realization

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

"The first step is admitting you're a dog."

City Zoo. They call us "anteaters" --- talk about stereotyping!

"Sorry Darling, you are fabulous, but I'm searching for MY Prince too!"

"With this suit, I hereby establish dominion over my male identity."

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.

'I don't know who I am. I have a donor heart, a donor kidney, a donor liver,a donor cornea, a donor lung...'

'Don't be so sexist, sweet cheeks.'

Cherchez la femme

Which One is Pulling Out?

Seminar: Find Someone Cool to Imitate.

Britain sinking and losing it's identity.

"I am very comfortable with my bovinity."

"Don't be fooled - that's Henrietta, cross-dressing again."

Secret Identity Theft.

"I'm thinking of changing my name."

William Shakespeare Civil Court Judge. Well, you can legally change your name, but it won't make any real difference, Rose.

"You knew I was straight when you married me."

"The best advice I can give you is: 'Be Yourself.'"

"I'm a male, yet I hatch the eggs. I'm a bird, yet I don't fly...I swim like a fish. Despite my appearance, my life is anything but black and white."

'Tell me your name and I'll tell you who you are!'

Duelling personalities.

"I'm using my married name right now, but I'm keeping my maiden name on ice, just in case."