Identity Critic T-Shirts

Cybervegan Caf

'Are you having this identity crisis because you current identity sucks?'

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Pinocchio's Second Realization

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

I've Always Wanted to Be Oppressed By Someone Who Looks Like Me

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

City Zoo. They call us "anteaters" --- talk about stereotyping!

What Does God Know?

A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.

"With this suit, I hereby establish dominion over my male identity."

Cherchez la femme

"Actually, Sally, my name isn't Mrs. Santa Claus... It's Barb. I'm not defined by my husband."

What really became of the boy named Sue.

This picture of me in the annual report...do you think it really captures the true inner corporate man?

Britain sinking and losing it's identity.

"Nobody wants to steal my identity."

Secret Identity Theft.

"Don't be fooled - that's Henrietta, cross-dressing again."

"I am very comfortable with my bovinity."

William Shakespeare Civil Court Judge. Well, you can legally change your name, but it won't make any real difference, Rose.

"The best advice I can give you is: 'Be Yourself.'"

"I'm tired of being the cockroach you want me to be and not the cockroach I want to be."

"'Dear Mrs. Zeus?!' The name's Hera!"

Condi Rice for President

"I'll tell you my gender if you tell me yours."

"Which one more says 'Cool Guy?'"

'I don't know who I am anymore.'

"I'm using my married name right now, but I'm keeping my maiden name on ice, just in case."

"I've got my Facebook, Instagram, TikTok accounts, but where is the real me?"

"Yes, but why did they use a picture that makes me look fat?!"

"The floor is now open for discussion of what to name ou generation."

"Will you be keeping your own name or rebranding?"