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"We're Beatrice."

A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

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"When Harold first said he identified as a balloon animal I thought it was just a phase, but here we are fifteen years later and it seems to be working."

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"Really? 'Yeller'? That's what you want to name him?"

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"There's corporate me and there's me, and, by God, we both know how to have fun."

"Actually, Sally, my name isn't Mrs. Santa Claus... It's Barb. I'm not defined by my husband."

"We're callin' 'im Bill, coz he came at the end of the month"

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"Don't be fooled - that's Henrietta, cross-dressing again."

Mr Long and Miss Short.

'I'd like to get in touch with my feminine side, Joe -- bring me a Bloody Mary.'

Happy-Go-Lucky-Father-Of-Two-Avid-Golfer-Longtime-Magnetic-Tape-Salesman-Kiwanis-Member or Thomas Pynchon?

'My Goodness! All these years George and I never guessed you were a superhero.'

"These are my sons, Brayden, Caden, Aiden, and Maiden."

'Therefore I do christen this child 'Isyouis Oris You Ain't.''

"I'm tired of being the cockroach you want me to be and not the cockroach I want to be."

"Which one more says 'Cool Guy?'"

"High school uniforms?! Can you imagine everyone wearing the same thing every day!"

Luna - short for Lunatic.

"I'm a weasel in a mink's body."

'Come on, I've been waiting twenty minutes.' - 'Shut up. I'm choosing a name for my baby.'

"We're going to stick to a more traditional name for the baby – 'Chuckles,' 'Zippy', something like that."

"Frankly, I don't know why more people don't think they're, Wellington. After all, he won."

"Beetles remain beetles, birds remain birds, dogs remain dogs - why the hell can't we remain caterpillars?"