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"Honey, is Ambergene the name of my cousin's daughter or my sleep medication?"

Luna - short for Lunatic.

Dog with Rover tag. - "It's so embarassing, my name's Steven."

1,001 names to Embarrass Your Child for Life.

John Jacob Jinglehymenoptera Schmitt

"Good morning, Emma, Sophia, Charlotte, Other."

"I'm not impressed by hyphenated names, Mr Smi-th."

'Come on, I've been waiting twenty minutes.' - 'Shut up. I'm choosing a name for my baby.'

"There's no way I'm letting them call me Princess Henry or Princess Harry!!"

Big book of daft names for kids.

"Before telling you my name, I want you to know, I was named after my grandmother!"

'Is there any particular reason your middle name is stinky?'

'We are honored to have you with our law firm, Ms. Yhu, but do you have another first name you can use besides Sue?'

'Daffodil Jones . . . Rainbow Smith . . . Attila the Hun Williams . . ?'

Happiness is being born normal

'I plan to hyphenate my name when I marry. But eventually I'd like to upgrade to a semicolon followed by a lightning bolt.'

'Let's see if he succeeds first before naming the kid 'Obama'.'

'I don't know who I am - they can't agree, so everyone calls me by a different name.'

'1001 names to Embarrass your Baby for Life' and 'How To legally Change Your Name.'

That is my name, but I'm not the Arthur Andersen.

"Parents now using gang names on birth certificates...interesting."

"How puerile! My name is 'Richard Robert John the Third', Not, 'Dick Bob Jack the third'!"

"These are my sons, Brayden, Caden, Aiden, and Maiden."

"I swear, the sole purpose of my middle name is so I can tell when I'm really in trouble."

"Larry? You said your name was Dan. I even wrote it on your cup. I'm calling the cops."

"Could've been worse- they might have called him Dominic."

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Books: Names That Will Make Your Child Hate You!

"They have 'Gwendolyn'...but no 'Graciela'? And where's Josefina? And Pilar? And Marisol? Look, if you guys need an assistant manager of keeping up with the times, here's my number...but I'm not cheap!"

"Dude! Check it out! Waynes and Shanes. We're a demographic!"

"Look! A list of the most popular baby names!"

"This says 'Garcia' and 'Rodriguez' are now among the top 10 most common names in the United States."

"She needs a more American name."

"That a latina mother would name her child 'Miles.'"

"Let's name the baby Grandmother, after your grandmother."