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'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

"His name is James Tom Dave Jon Lee Robert Glenn Joseph Tony Sam Barnes. We didn't want to hurt any relatives' feelings by not naming him after them."

'I've drawn up a shortlist of baby names.'

'Why do they call him Neckline Ned.' - 'He's always plunging down the middle but never showing anything.'

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"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

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Fisherman: 'HOLY MACKEREL!'

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"Really? 'Yeller'? That's what you want to name him?"

"Sinead?!"

"Costs have risen by 200% and we are behind schedule. We are living up to our acronym gentlemen and I am not happy about it!!"

'I know you can make this project go. That's why I call you 'The Magic Motor'.'

His real name is Jasper Underwood Farthington III...but we just call him 'Stinky'.

'Then again, who says we can't call it a mangelwurzel?'

"We're callin' 'im Bill, coz he came at the end of the month"

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Mr Long and Miss Short.

'For the sake of convenience everybody just calls me Joe.'

Changing house name.

"One of you will be Kevin, one will be Kev and one will be K. You decide who."

'Therefore I do christen this child 'Isyouis Oris You Ain't.''

'Theodore seemed much more approachable when he began going by his childhood name.'

Margaret...Meatball

'Aren't they wonderful? And your wife's already named them John and Edward.'

A word to the wise. At this morning's meeting you were referred to as the 'the bottleneck'.

"Some people call me a ball-buster, but I prefer cojones-crusher."

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