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"Sinead?!"

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

"Wow, what a DILF."

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"Abbreviations here, abbreviations there, and one is more incomprehensible than the next!"

'I had to stamp down on staff using nicknames at work. They even had one for me!'

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

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'We don't have anyone here by that name. Was he perhaps using one of his aliases?'

'Then again, who says we can't call it a mangelwurzel?'

"Really? 'Yeller'? That's what you want to name him?"

"I hope you don't think I'm the kind who would hibernate on the first date."

'Charles Frederick and Camilla Gladys!'

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"Costs have risen by 200% and we are behind schedule. We are living up to our acronym gentlemen and I am not happy about it!!"

"We're callin' 'im Bill, coz he came at the end of the month"

'It's our fifth date, so I'll take a box of impatience.'

'Agreed, 'Laplace Algebra Matrix Expansion' is a good topic, but we'd better find a better acronym if we want to secure a Research Grant...'

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'Now that I'm King, no more of that 'Eddie' stuff, Mom.'

CEO, CFO, MOO.

"In my experience, cars with hyphens in their names are the best."

Mr Long and Miss Short.

"No darling, there's nothing magical in the air, I just farted"

"Boss, I didn't understand your memo. It reads 'W.U.W.T.M.S.A.' What does that mean?"

'Aren't they wonderful? And your wife's already named them John and Edward.'

'The problem with being a Chihuahua is that everybody calls me 'Pepe'... My name is actually Humphrey Reginald Windsor the Third...'

"Actually, the first name was easy. It's her last name we're battling about."

'Therefore I do christen this child 'Isyouis Oris You Ain't.''