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"Their names are Sportster and Softail. My husband named them."

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

"His name is James Tom Dave Jon Lee Robert Glenn Joseph Tony Sam Barnes. We didn't want to hurt any relatives' feelings by not naming him after them."

'I've drawn up a shortlist of baby names.'

Baptism Then and Now

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

Tom Cruise

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"Sinead?!"

"Really? 'Yeller'? That's what you want to name him?"

All day I design high tech communication devices...yet at a party I'm lost without name tags.

'Then again, who says we can't call it a mangelwurzel?'

"We're callin' 'im Bill, coz he came at the end of the month"

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Mr Long and Miss Short.

Changing house name.

"These are my sons, Brayden, Caden, Aiden, and Maiden."

"Since Jesus keeps changing our names, I thought name tags would be nice."

"We're still working out the numerology for a name."

'Therefore I do christen this child 'Isyouis Oris You Ain't.''

'Aren't they wonderful? And your wife's already named them John and Edward.'

When More Government Is A Good Thing

Luna - short for Lunatic.

"We're for calling it 'Hampton,' but they want to call it 'the Hamptons.' "

'The aurora borealis. Which is why you should never name something with your mouth full.'

'Come on, I've been waiting twenty minutes.' - 'Shut up. I'm choosing a name for my baby.'

'Mozart...as your agent I strongly advise against your choice of stage name...'