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"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

'I've drawn up a shortlist of baby names.'

Baptism Then and Now

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

Tom Cruise

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'Then again, who says we can't call it a mangelwurzel?'

"Really? 'Yeller'? That's what you want to name him?"

"This is Dakota, Bodie and Scout—And our dog, Richard."

"We're callin' 'im Bill, coz he came at the end of the month"

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Mr Long and Miss Short.

Changing house name.

"These are my sons, Brayden, Caden, Aiden, and Maiden."

'That's Karl with a 'K' -- My parents named me after a radio station.'

'Therefore I do christen this child 'Isyouis Oris You Ain't.''

'Aren't they wonderful? And your wife's already named them John and Edward.'

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Luna - short for Lunatic.

"We're for calling it 'Hampton,' but they want to call it 'the Hamptons.' "

"Alan Orange"? Seriously, your name is "Al Orange"?

'Come on, I've been waiting twenty minutes.' - 'Shut up. I'm choosing a name for my baby.'

"Evelyn, Leslie, Marion, Tracy, and I, Carroll, want to know why our baby brother will get to be named Jeff."

"What's her working title?"

'Mozart...as your agent I strongly advise against your choice of stage name...'

"I swear, the sole purpose of my middle name is so I can tell when I'm really in trouble."

'We named him after Andy Rooney because of his irritating whine.'