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"Down, Hubert Blaine Wolfesch-Legelsteinhausenorf Sr.!"

Born in 2020

'You gotta be kidding - your name is actually Anna Nicole-Smith?!'

"Their names are Sportster and Softail. My husband named them."

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

'I've drawn up a shortlist of baby names.'

'Good morning pumpkin.' 'Good morning treasure.' A pile of treasure saying 'good morning' to a pumpkin

Advertising on the internet.

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

Naming that Impala

Tom Cruise

"… She's simply asking that you no longer refer to her as 'the dog.'"

"Really? 'Yeller'? That's what you want to name him?"

"This is Dakota, Bodie and Scout—And our dog, Richard."

Books: Names That Will Make Your Child Hate You!

"We're callin' 'im Bill, coz he came at the end of the month"

1,001 names to Embarrass Your Child for Life.

Mr Long and Miss Short.

Changing house name.

"These are my sons, Brayden, Caden, Aiden, and Maiden."

"My owners named me Kvduer92hybH20UDF8fhsj becuase they wanted to remember a strong password for their online banking."

'That's Karl with a 'K' -- My parents named me after a radio station.'

'Therefore I do christen this child 'Isyouis Oris You Ain't.''

'I'm actually Farnsworth Huddleson the fifth. The first was an obscure character in a Dickens novel.'

When More Government Is A Good Thing

"Not so fast. I want to be called 'Nana'."

Luna - short for Lunatic.

'Come on, I've been waiting twenty minutes.' - 'Shut up. I'm choosing a name for my baby.'

"What's her working title?"

"I swear, the sole purpose of my middle name is so I can tell when I'm really in trouble."

'We named him after Andy Rooney because of his irritating whine.'