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"Down, Hubert Blaine Wolfesch-Legelsteinhausenorf Sr.!"

Born in 2020

'You gotta be kidding - your name is actually Anna Nicole-Smith?!'

"Their names are Sportster and Softail. My husband named them."

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

Mom! Don't call me abominadorable in front of my friends!

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

'I've drawn up a shortlist of baby names.'

What should we do this fine Sunday? I have an idea. Let's spend the day staring at each other and using pet names. Ahem. You affection is making us ill! They're upset, Monkey Bear. You're so handsome. We're trying to eat!

Pet Cemetery.

'Good morning pumpkin.' 'Good morning treasure.' A pile of treasure saying 'good morning' to a pumpkin

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

Advertising on the internet.

Tom Cruise

"… She's simply asking that you no longer refer to her as 'the dog.'"

Naming that Impala

What really became of the boy named Sue.

Dear Sadie, I'm just an aging Baby-Boomer who still believes in America, and sees all the good around me, but I don't understand why we've become so mean. How can I feel good about us again? Signed, Marlemarion. Great question. There's an easy answer as to how you can feel better about the world. Change your name to something normal! I just don't agree with the @#$% premise that we've gotten mean.

"Really? 'Yeller'? That's what you want to name him?"

Books: Names That Will Make Your Child Hate You!

"This is Dakota, Bodie and Scout—And our dog, Richard."

"We're callin' 'im Bill, coz he came at the end of the month"

1,001 names to Embarrass Your Child for Life.

Mr Long and Miss Short.

Changing house name.

'Therefore I do christen this child 'Isyouis Oris You Ain't.''

'I'm actually Farnsworth Huddleson the fifth. The first was an obscure character in a Dickens novel.'

'That's Karl with a 'K' -- My parents named me after a radio station.'

The Beckham's son's name is Spanish for cross. I'd be cross if someone called me that.

"My owners named me Kvduer92hybH20UDF8fhsj becuase they wanted to remember a strong password for their online banking."

"These are my sons, Brayden, Caden, Aiden, and Maiden."

"The floor is now open for discussion of what to name ou generation."

When More Government Is A Good Thing

"Not so fast. I want to be called 'Nana'."

Luna - short for Lunatic.