Quirky Name Lover Pillows

"We run out of good nicknames after 'The Tulip'."

Blues musicians who never found their audience

Daddy's little girl....Or not...

Advertising on the internet.

Football players huddle and one has a really long name.

'I'm actually Farnsworth Huddleson the fifth. The first was an obscure character in a Dickens novel.'

Changing one's name is only allowed for valid reasons.

Brainstorming names for the new colour paint range

A Boy Named Tsunami

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"You left this on our ship."

"I love you, you big fool."

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

'Tiddles has left everything to an old folks' home.'

Astral Projection

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

Andy Oxidant meets Free Radical.

"Always take the bull firmly by the tail and look him directly in the eye..."

'Can I have flies with that'

'So,,,apparently you're really a dude,'

"Daddy is off to work in a data mine."

He wanted a different one.

"No monsters, but there's a tear in the carpeting and I see hardwood!"

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

Newark by Night. A new Dutch restaurant just opened. What do you know about Dutch cuisine? Nothing. But I'm a big fan of the "Dutch Treat" concept.

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

"John, wake up, I think the mattress has stopped breathing."

'It's a giant inkblot on loan from the psychiatrist who owns the unit next door.'

Cow Cong vs Toilet Rolls.

Litter Tray Stonehenge

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

Toenail clipping missile.

Sir Isaac Newton wondered how he couldexplain this! (Pineapple)