Quirky Saying Lover Pillows

The buck stops here. (I hope.)

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

"I love you, you big fool."

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

"Always take the bull firmly by the tail and look him directly in the eye..."

Zoo. Diet Clinic. Hey everybody --- There's no longer an 800-pound gorilla in the room!

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"I'm keeping 'up' distance... there's a reason they are called DROPlets."

'I even love the way you snore!'

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

'Did you get through to the speaking clock, Dear?' 'Tick and tock and tick and tock and tick...'

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

Will Work for Food: By 'work' I mean do nothing. . . by 'food' I mean cash.

'This may be the first day of the rest of my life, but I've decided to wait for the second day.'

"I'm gona level with you, Judith, I've spent some time in the pen."

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

This is a voice recognition service...we reserve the right to cut you off if you have an irritating nasal sort of voice.

'...and to you, he has left his leprosy.'

'Don't be silly - I love you for your body AND your tiny little brain!'

'I'm actually Farnsworth Huddleson the fifth. The first was an obscure character in a Dickens novel.'

"This part of space feels especially weird right now."

Miss Lonelyhearts Advice to the Lovelorn

"You must be a computer geek, because I've never had anyone ask me to accept their 'Terms of Use' before a date."

"Ooh, this one sounds interesting, 'Single, vegetarian, bulbous, with moves like a lava lamp'."

"Your New Years resolution was to give up the grog!"

And it goes without saying that...

I think we've been riding in circles. I can't find the outpost anywhere! You can't see the fortress for the trees!

"Travis didn't believe in nouns."

Wow, that's really a thing of beauty! Have you ever thought about being a uvula model?

Your shoulders are like silk. For some reason, when my skin crawls, it feels smooth.

Daddy's little girl....Or not...

Blues musicians who never found their audience

"He has a limited vocabulary - but boy, can he kiss..!"

'Ms. Gunderson will see you now, and she apologizes for keeping you wading so long.'

Thank you! That paper almost hit me in the head. The old saying is true ... Good fencers make good neighbors!