Quirky Saying Lover Gifts

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

"I love you, you big fool."

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

"Always take the bull firmly by the tail and look him directly in the eye..."

Advertising on the internet.

"I'm keeping 'up' distance... there's a reason they are called DROPlets."

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

'This may be the first day of the rest of my life, but I've decided to wait for the second day.'

'I even love the way you snore!'

"I'm gona level with you, Judith, I've spent some time in the pen."

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

Will Work for Food: By 'work' I mean do nothing. . . by 'food' I mean cash.

'Did you get through to the speaking clock, Dear?' 'Tick and tock and tick and tock and tick...'

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

This is a voice recognition service...we reserve the right to cut you off if you have an irritating nasal sort of voice.

'...and to you, he has left his leprosy.'

'Don't be silly - I love you for your body AND your tiny little brain!'

'I'm actually Farnsworth Huddleson the fifth. The first was an obscure character in a Dickens novel.'

"You must be a computer geek, because I've never had anyone ask me to accept their 'Terms of Use' before a date."

"Your New Years resolution was to give up the grog!"

Miss Lonelyhearts Advice to the Lovelorn

And it goes without saying that...

Blues musicians who never found their audience

Daddy's little girl....Or not...

"Travis didn't believe in nouns."

"I found you running wild. Ungroomed and lacking social skills. Today, you're a trophy partner."

'Ms. Gunderson will see you now, and she apologizes for keeping you wading so long.'

"He has a limited vocabulary - but boy, can he kiss..!"