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'Sorry, Blenkinsop Major, I could only get Gold Tip.'

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

'Good morning pumpkin.' 'Good morning treasure.' A pile of treasure saying 'good morning' to a pumpkin

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

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'Why do they call him Neckline Ned.' - 'He's always plunging down the middle but never showing anything.'

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"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

"… She's simply asking that you no longer refer to her as 'the dog.'"

"This is Dakota, Bodie and Scout—And our dog, Richard."

His real name is Jasper Underwood Farthington III...but we just call him 'Stinky'.

'I know you can make this project go. That's why I call you 'The Magic Motor'.'

'For the sake of convenience everybody just calls me Joe.'

"One of you will be Kevin, one will be Kev and one will be K. You decide who."

A word to the wise. At this morning's meeting you were referred to as the 'the bottleneck'.

"I can't help you with your chronic whistling. You don't need a psychiatrist, you need a musicologist!"

'That's Karl with a 'K' -- My parents named me after a radio station.'

'Why do you call me fridge?...' '...You're cold, frosty and full of junk.'

Margaret...Meatball

"Some people call me a ball-buster, but I prefer cojones-crusher."

"My owners named me Kvduer92hybH20UDF8fhsj becuase they wanted to remember a strong password for their online banking."

'Theodore seemed much more approachable when he began going by his childhood name.'

'I'm actually Farnsworth Huddleson the fifth. The first was an obscure character in a Dickens novel.'

Bud's Club...Where Buds, Bubs and Bros gather!

"Not so fast. I want to be called 'Nana'."

"See why I hate my nickname 'Toad Stool'?"

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Daddy's little girl....Or not...

"He's so bossy I call him Big Brother!"

'Thanks for the job. I think we are going to get along fine, Fatso.'

"I found out my staff have a nickname for me, I'm not sure it's a good idea!"