Quirky Nickname Enthusiasts Mugs

'Sorry, Blenkinsop Major, I could only get Gold Tip.'

Mom! Don't call me abominadorable in front of my friends!

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

'Good morning pumpkin.' 'Good morning treasure.' A pile of treasure saying 'good morning' to a pumpkin

'Why do they call him Neckline Ned.' - 'He's always plunging down the middle but never showing anything.'

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

What should we do this fine Sunday? I have an idea. Let's spend the day staring at each other and using pet names. Ahem. You affection is making us ill! They're upset, Monkey Bear. You're so handsome. We're trying to eat!

Football Crazy strip six

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

Advertising on the internet.

Mort Park! You mean Killer. You're sprung, Killer. I'm free to go? Unless you're so tough now you'd rather stay. I mean a guy named Killer probably likes jail. Mail me my blanky.

"… She's simply asking that you no longer refer to her as 'the dog.'"

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

"This is Dakota, Bodie and Scout—And our dog, Richard."

'I know you can make this project go. That's why I call you 'The Magic Motor'.'

His real name is Jasper Underwood Farthington III...but we just call him 'Stinky'.

'What's wrong with you?'

'For the sake of convenience everybody just calls me Joe.'

"One of you will be Kevin, one will be Kev and one will be K. You decide who."

A word to the wise. At this morning's meeting you were referred to as the 'the bottleneck'.

"Some people call me a ball-buster, but I prefer cojones-crusher."

'Theodore seemed much more approachable when he began going by his childhood name.'

Margaret...Meatball

Bud's Club...Where Buds, Bubs and Bros gather!

'That's Karl with a 'K' -- My parents named me after a radio station.'

"I can't help you with your chronic whistling. You don't need a psychiatrist, you need a musicologist!"

'Why do you call me fridge?...' '...You're cold, frosty and full of junk.'

'I'm actually Farnsworth Huddleson the fifth. The first was an obscure character in a Dickens novel.'

"My owners named me Kvduer92hybH20UDF8fhsj becuase they wanted to remember a strong password for their online banking."

"Not so fast. I want to be called 'Nana'."

"See why I hate my nickname 'Toad Stool'?"

Blues musicians who never found their audience

'Thanks for the job. I think we are going to get along fine, Fatso.'

Daddy's little girl....Or not...

"He's so bossy I call him Big Brother!"