Quirky Name Enthusiast Mugs

What Went Wrong?

Carl, his mustache, Jerald, and his eyebrows, Leonard and Reggie.

"This is Dakota, Bodie and Scout—And our dog, Richard."

'That's Karl with a 'K' -- My parents named me after a radio station.'

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

Mom! Don't call me abominadorable in front of my friends!

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

'I've drawn up a shortlist of baby names.'

Football Crazy strip six

'Why do they call him Neckline Ned.' - 'He's always plunging down the middle but never showing anything.'

Pet Cemetery.

What should we do this fine Sunday? I have an idea. Let's spend the day staring at each other and using pet names. Ahem. You affection is making us ill! They're upset, Monkey Bear. You're so handsome. We're trying to eat!

Mort Park! You mean Killer. You're sprung, Killer. I'm free to go? Unless you're so tough now you'd rather stay. I mean a guy named Killer probably likes jail. Mail me my blanky.

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

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Tom Cruise

Naming that Impala

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

"… She's simply asking that you no longer refer to her as 'the dog.'"

Books: Names That Will Make Your Child Hate You!

'I know you can make this project go. That's why I call you 'The Magic Motor'.'

His real name is Jasper Underwood Farthington III...but we just call him 'Stinky'.

"Really? 'Yeller'? That's what you want to name him?"

Dear Sadie, I'm just an aging Baby-Boomer who still believes in America, and sees all the good around me, but I don't understand why we've become so mean. How can I feel good about us again? Signed, Marlemarion. Great question. There's an easy answer as to how you can feel better about the world. Change your name to something normal! I just don't agree with the @#$% premise that we've gotten mean.

What really became of the boy named Sue.

'What's wrong with you?'

"We're callin' 'im Bill, coz he came at the end of the month"

1,001 names to Embarrass Your Child for Life.

'For the sake of convenience everybody just calls me Joe.'

Mr Long and Miss Short.

"One of you will be Kevin, one will be Kev and one will be K. You decide who."

Changing house name.

Bud's Club...Where Buds, Bubs and Bros gather!

Margaret...Meatball

"Some people call me a ball-buster, but I prefer cojones-crusher."