Quirky Moniker Enthusiast Mugs

"It's a large gift - a very large gift. So the question is: do we rename ourselves 'Aunt Tilly's Frozen Fish University'?"

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

Imagine

'Why do they call him Neckline Ned.' - 'He's always plunging down the middle but never showing anything.'

Football Crazy strip six

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

'I know you can make this project go. That's why I call you 'The Magic Motor'.'

"I'd like a wine that was born in France and then bummed around California."

His real name is Jasper Underwood Farthington III...but we just call him 'Stinky'.

'The Entrecote a la Bordelaise? It's stuff on a plate.'

"This is Dakota, Bodie and Scout—And our dog, Richard."

'For the sake of convenience everybody just calls me Joe.'

"One of you will be Kevin, one will be Kev and one will be K. You decide who."

"I can't help you with your chronic whistling. You don't need a psychiatrist, you need a musicologist!"

A word to the wise. At this morning's meeting you were referred to as the 'the bottleneck'.

Blue wine

"Some people call me a ball-buster, but I prefer cojones-crusher."

Margaret...Meatball

'Why do you call me fridge?...' '...You're cold, frosty and full of junk.'

Bud's Club...Where Buds, Bubs and Bros gather!

'That's Karl with a 'K' -- My parents named me after a radio station.'

'Theodore seemed much more approachable when he began going by his childhood name.'

"I'm working on a watercolor."

'It helps to be a little crazy to work here, but you're overqualified.'

"Not so fast. I want to be called 'Nana'."

"See why I hate my nickname 'Toad Stool'?"

Carl, his mustache, Jerald, and his eyebrows, Leonard and Reggie.

"He's so bossy I call him Big Brother!"

'Thanks for the job. I think we are going to get along fine, Fatso.'

"I found out my staff have a nickname for me, I'm not sure it's a good idea!"

"We give a lot of our regular diners pet names, his is 'miserable tightwad.'"