Quirky Moniker Enthusiast Gifts

"It's a large gift - a very large gift. So the question is: do we rename ourselves 'Aunt Tilly's Frozen Fish University'?"

Mom! Don't call me abominadorable in front of my friends!

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

'Why do they call him Neckline Ned.' - 'He's always plunging down the middle but never showing anything.'

Football Crazy strip six

What should we do this fine Sunday? I have an idea. Let's spend the day staring at each other and using pet names. Ahem. You affection is making us ill! They're upset, Monkey Bear. You're so handsome. We're trying to eat!

Imagine

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

Mort Park! You mean Killer. You're sprung, Killer. I'm free to go? Unless you're so tough now you'd rather stay. I mean a guy named Killer probably likes jail. Mail me my blanky.

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

'The Entrecote a la Bordelaise? It's stuff on a plate.'

'I know you can make this project go. That's why I call you 'The Magic Motor'.'

His real name is Jasper Underwood Farthington III...but we just call him 'Stinky'.

"I'd like a wine that was born in France and then bummed around California."

"This is Dakota, Bodie and Scout—And our dog, Richard."

'What's wrong with you?'

'For the sake of convenience everybody just calls me Joe.'

"One of you will be Kevin, one will be Kev and one will be K. You decide who."

'Why do you call me fridge?...' '...You're cold, frosty and full of junk.'

"Some people call me a ball-buster, but I prefer cojones-crusher."

'That's Karl with a 'K' -- My parents named me after a radio station.'

'Theodore seemed much more approachable when he began going by his childhood name.'

Margaret...Meatball

"I'm working on a watercolor."

A word to the wise. At this morning's meeting you were referred to as the 'the bottleneck'.

Bud's Club...Where Buds, Bubs and Bros gather!

Blue wine

"I can't help you with your chronic whistling. You don't need a psychiatrist, you need a musicologist!"

'It helps to be a little crazy to work here, but you're overqualified.'

"Not so fast. I want to be called 'Nana'."

"See why I hate my nickname 'Toad Stool'?"

Carl, his mustache, Jerald, and his eyebrows, Leonard and Reggie.

"I found out my staff have a nickname for me, I'm not sure it's a good idea!"

'Thanks for the job. I think we are going to get along fine, Fatso.'

"He's so bossy I call him Big Brother!"