Nickname Enthusiast Gifts

"I'm sorry, sir, but I don't believe you know us well enough to call us the Fed."

'But my friends call me Lefty.'

"Ben is my given name, and E-Z Stomper is my street name."

"Actually, I'm from New Jersey. The nickname comes from thirty years in the textile business."

"Don't get your hopes up, honey. I call everybody 'honey.'"

"We run out of good nicknames after 'The Tulip'."

"Call me Ross. I've always wanted somebody to call me Ross."

'Ted, meet Sneeze-A-Lot, Bad Cough, and Tummy Rumble. I'm bad with names but I never forget a bodily function.'

'Good night honey.' 'Good night sweet pea.'

'Norman Whimplebottom, but you can call me Tiger.'

"One of you will be Kevin, one will be Kev and one will be K. You decide who."

'The Birdman was not amused by the guard's practical joke.'

Man sees sign on door: 'Mr. Ferris... Big Wheel'.

'Mrs Gridlington doesn't like being referred to as 'duck' or 'dearie'...so I just call her 'the old trout'!'

"See why I hate my nickname 'Toad Stool'?"

'When others are around, I'm Henry V ... not Hank.'

'My name is 'Dwight' but I'm a garment inspector so everyone just calls me '47'.'

"We give a lot of our regular diners pet names, his is 'miserable tightwad.'"

"Please stop referring to me as your main man."

Margaret...Meatball

"And from now on, Mrs. Chamberlain, I'd appreciate it if you didn't call me Skeeter. Try to call me Marvin."

"Instead of calling me Grandpa, why don't you just call me Herb?"

'Don't call me Sandy at work.'

"So come on then, why does everyone call you Lofty?"

'Hi Sugar...'

"How's your old lady?"

'Art movements: Jack the Ripper and Jack the Dripper.'

"And do you, Babe, take Babe to be your lawfully wedded Babe until death do you un-Babe?"

Hello, sugar lumps? Oh, wrong number? May I call you sugar lumps anyway?

"It's nice to finally be able to put a face to the humiliating nickname."

Menu. You should know that Attila doesn't like to be called "hon." (Published originally on March 12, 2015.)

You ever have a nickname? Not really. Too bad. Usually nicknames are terms of endearment. If you have one, it means people like you. Randy's got one. If I'm not mistaken, his meathead football friends call him The Rock. I guess that's true. No biggie. I'm sure people just didn't get around to giving you one. Whatever. What if we call you The Spendinator? Means: Miserable indebted failure who lacks soul in an endearing way. Old bag, you played this one beautifully.

I'll stop calling you Fuddy if you'll stop calling me duddy.

"Mordecai '3 Exes' Brown"

"It's my nom de commerce, sir."