Nickname Aficionados Gifts

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

"Wow, what a DILF."

'Why do they call him Neckline Ned.' - 'He's always plunging down the middle but never showing anything.'

Martin Scorsese Roasts Your Fandom

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

"What gear are we in, biscuit?"

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

"Abbreviations here, abbreviations there, and one is more incomprehensible than the next!"

Baptism Then and Now

'I had to stamp down on staff using nicknames at work. They even had one for me!'

J.P.Hensmore Superintendent AKA Head Honcho, The Big Guy,The Man, Numero Uno and The Big Cheese.

'We don't have anyone here by that name. Was he perhaps using one of his aliases?'

'Then again, who says we can't call it a mangelwurzel?'

'Charles Frederick and Camilla Gladys!'

"Costs have risen by 200% and we are behind schedule. We are living up to our acronym gentlemen and I am not happy about it!!"

His real name is Jasper Underwood Farthington III...but we just call him 'Stinky'.

"Sinead?!"

'I know you can make this project go. That's why I call you 'The Magic Motor'.'

"We're callin' 'im Bill, coz he came at the end of the month"

'Agreed, 'Laplace Algebra Matrix Expansion' is a good topic, but we'd better find a better acronym if we want to secure a Research Grant...'

'Ladies and gentlemen, we are the best team money can buy. Now LET'S PLAY BALL!'

'For the sake of convenience everybody just calls me Joe.'

Mr Long and Miss Short.

'Now that I'm King, no more of that 'Eddie' stuff, Mom.'

"In my experience, cars with hyphens in their names are the best."

CEO, CFO, MOO.

"Boss, I didn't understand your memo. It reads 'W.U.W.T.M.S.A.' What does that mean?"

"One of you will be Kevin, one will be Kev and one will be K. You decide who."