Nickname Aficionado Gifts

'"Silent killer'?! That's your nickname? That's so cool Dad!"

J.P.Hensmore Superintendent AKA Head Honcho, The Big Guy,The Man, Numero Uno and The Big Cheese.

'Call me 'spot' one more time and I'll tear your frickin' throat out!'

"If I hear 'Who's my widdle snoogie woogums' one more time I think I'm gonna snap."

"It's official. We've finally run out of good wise guy names."

"OK, Omar, you'll be wrestling Baldo."

Tennis Champions

Theodore used his nickname to be more approachable.

'Now that I'm King, no more of that 'Eddie' stuff, Mom.'

'Say, why do they call you Curly again?'

"Yes, the Uncatchable Cat Burglar is a great nickname - but can I suggest you combine it with running away?"

Daddy Long Legs.

'The problem with being a Chihuahua is that everybody calls me 'Pepe'... My name is actually Humphrey Reginald Windsor the Third...'

'A lot of the patients have 'pet names'...this is the 'Miserable Bastard'.'

"For the sake of convenience everyone just calls me 'Joe.'"

'I had to stamp down on staff using nicknames at work. They even had one for me!'

Every time I see him he's like, Hey 'saurus! I'm pretty sure he forgot my name.

"Now that I'm an old man I want people to stop calling me 'the old man.'"

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

"Meet the author"

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

Driverless cars rage.

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

"What did you download at school today?"

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."