Acronym Aficionado Gifts

'We realize it is an unnecessary department, but the acronym was just too cool to shut it down.'

'Take this report and reduce it to an acronym.'

'Take this report and reduce it to an acronym.'

"Does she mean LOL funny or LOL strange?"

'Agreed, 'Laplace Algebra Matrix Expansion' is a good topic, but we'd better find a better acronym if we want to secure a Research Grant...'

Head of Acronym Development

Law school acronym test.

Computer acronyms for rich people.

"Boss, I didn't understand your memo. It reads 'W.U.W.T.M.S.A.' What does that mean?"

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

Boss at think tank says to employee: 'Your report falls prey to a trend we've identified as Consistent Repetition of Acronymic Piffle.'

'I'm the Company's Registered Acronym Promoter but I've yet to be given a job title.'

Let me guess...reliable, fast technician!

"I've got the syndrome for which there is no acronym."

Three offices - CEO / CEO / SOB.

CEO, CFO, MOO.

'I belong to the National Three Letter Acronym Society...'

"Wow, what a DILF."

"He died doing what he loved best...texting."

OMG

Connections

"I want to name this project AWESOME. Figure out what that's a good acronym for."

'I drove my A.T.V. to the A.T.M and got a D.U.I.'

'I see under a tab marked 'SAQ' it lists 'Are you fee Saturday night?' What's SAQ stand for?'

'One man's abbreviations about targeting are another man's calling your mother a goat.'

'Do you like the new re-brand?'

Bert escalates his war on inanity: Warning! Actually saying LOL will be hazardous to your health.

What's STM? Seize the moment!

Former bereucrat who forgot the acronym for the office where he worked.

A woman broke a date with me because I texted her to say, So long until Tuesday. She said if you take the first letter of each word it spells slut. What a way to find out I have a subconscious gift for horribly insulting acronyms.

TGIF

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

"Meet the author"

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'