Nickname Aficionados Prints

From now on, your honor, as a tribute to Johnny Cash, please refer to me as "The Lawyer in Black."

By any chance, woukd Dr. Smith's nickname be 'Curly'?

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

Mom! Don't call me abominadorable in front of my friends!

'Why do they call him Neckline Ned.' - 'He's always plunging down the middle but never showing anything.'

"Wow, what a DILF."

What should we do this fine Sunday? I have an idea. Let's spend the day staring at each other and using pet names. Ahem. You affection is making us ill! They're upset, Monkey Bear. You're so handsome. We're trying to eat!

"What gear are we in, biscuit?"

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

Mort Park! You mean Killer. You're sprung, Killer. I'm free to go? Unless you're so tough now you'd rather stay. I mean a guy named Killer probably likes jail. Mail me my blanky.

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

Martin Scorsese Roasts Your Fandom

"Abbreviations here, abbreviations there, and one is more incomprehensible than the next!"

'I had to stamp down on staff using nicknames at work. They even had one for me!'

Baptism Then and Now

'We don't have anyone here by that name. Was he perhaps using one of his aliases?'

J.P.Hensmore Superintendent AKA Head Honcho, The Big Guy,The Man, Numero Uno and The Big Cheese.

'I know you can make this project go. That's why I call you 'The Magic Motor'.'

His real name is Jasper Underwood Farthington III...but we just call him 'Stinky'.

'Then again, who says we can't call it a mangelwurzel?'

'My other baby is Mercedes'

"Costs have risen by 200% and we are behind schedule. We are living up to our acronym gentlemen and I am not happy about it!!"

'Charles Frederick and Camilla Gladys!'

"Sinead?!"

What really became of the boy named Sue.

"We're callin' 'im Bill, coz he came at the end of the month"

'I've been a Sox fan for years.'

'Ladies and gentlemen, we are the best team money can buy. Now LET'S PLAY BALL!'

'Agreed, 'Laplace Algebra Matrix Expansion' is a good topic, but we'd better find a better acronym if we want to secure a Research Grant...'

William Shakespeare Civil Court Judge. Well, you can legally change your name, but it won't make any real difference, Rose.

CEO, CFO, MOO.

"In my experience, cars with hyphens in their names are the best."

'For the sake of convenience everybody just calls me Joe.'

Mr Long and Miss Short.

'Now that I'm King, no more of that 'Eddie' stuff, Mom.'