Acronym Aficionados Prints

"Oh, no. They're three doors down. We're People for the Ethical Treatment of Attorneys."

'Sorry, the GSOH in my ad stood for 'Got Syphilis On Holiday'.'

"'H.D.' stands for 'Heroic Dog'."

"Costs have risen by 200% and we are behind schedule. We are living up to our acronym gentlemen and I am not happy about it!!"

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

"Wow, what a DILF."

"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis."

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

"Abbreviations here, abbreviations there, and one is more incomprehensible than the next!"

Baptism Then and Now

'I had to stamp down on staff using nicknames at work. They even had one for me!'

'Lance, what does 'NSFW' stand for?'

'We don't have anyone here by that name. Was he perhaps using one of his aliases?'

J.P.Hensmore Superintendent AKA Head Honcho, The Big Guy,The Man, Numero Uno and The Big Cheese.

"The definitions in this dictionary seem at odds with the words they're describing?"

'Charles Frederick and Camilla Gladys!'

"Sinead?!"

'My other baby is Mercedes'

'Then again, who says we can't call it a mangelwurzel?'

Department of Unrealistic Dividend Earnings: 'We realize it is an unnecessary department but the acronym was just too cool to shut it down.'

Thesaurus Publishing: Welcome, Greetings, Salutations

'Agreed, 'Laplace Algebra Matrix Expansion' is a good topic, but we'd better find a better acronym if we want to secure a Research Grant...'

William Shakespeare Civil Court Judge. Well, you can legally change your name, but it won't make any real difference, Rose.

"In my experience, cars with hyphens in their names are the best."

CEO, CFO, MOO.

'Now that I'm King, no more of that 'Eddie' stuff, Mom.'

"Boss, I didn't understand your memo. It reads 'W.U.W.T.M.S.A.' What does that mean?"

"Have you noticed, after Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF?"

The Perpetual Motion (just a figure of speech) Institute.

Oh, so that's 'how it's hanging'!

'Aren't they wonderful? And your wife's already named them John and Edward.'

"Actually, the first name was easy. It's her last name we're battling about."

'The problem with being a Chihuahua is that everybody calls me 'Pepe'... My name is actually Humphrey Reginald Windsor the Third...'

"Well, well, well! Your parents certainly messed up when they named you, didn't they, Angelo?"