Nickname Enthusiasts Gifts

'He calls me 'Angelina' and I call him 'Brad'.'

New inductees

"Double, double, toil and trouble, fire burn and Botox bubble."

Mom! Don't call me abominadorable in front of my friends!

What should we do this fine Sunday? I have an idea. Let's spend the day staring at each other and using pet names. Ahem. You affection is making us ill! They're upset, Monkey Bear. You're so handsome. We're trying to eat!

"Interesting nickname - 'Tiny.' How do you come by it?"

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

'I've drawn up a shortlist of baby names.'

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

'Why do they call him Neckline Ned.' - 'He's always plunging down the middle but never showing anything.'

'Good morning pumpkin.' 'Good morning treasure.' A pile of treasure saying 'good morning' to a pumpkin

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

Mort Park! You mean Killer. You're sprung, Killer. I'm free to go? Unless you're so tough now you'd rather stay. I mean a guy named Killer probably likes jail. Mail me my blanky.

Naming that Impala

Tom Cruise

What really became of the boy named Sue.

Dear Sadie, I'm just an aging Baby-Boomer who still believes in America, and sees all the good around me, but I don't understand why we've become so mean. How can I feel good about us again? Signed, Marlemarion. Great question. There's an easy answer as to how you can feel better about the world. Change your name to something normal! I just don't agree with the @#$% premise that we've gotten mean.

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'I know you can make this project go. That's why I call you 'The Magic Motor'.'

"Really? 'Yeller'? That's what you want to name him?"

'My other baby is Mercedes'

"Sinead?!"

His real name is Jasper Underwood Farthington III...but we just call him 'Stinky'.

"We're callin' 'im Bill, coz he came at the end of the month"

1,001 names to Embarrass Your Child for Life.

'For the sake of convenience everybody just calls me Joe.'

Mr Long and Miss Short.

Proof you've made it Loud Annoying The voices raised against you

Changing house name.

"One of you will be Kevin, one will be Kev and one will be K. You decide who."

"These are my sons, Brayden, Caden, Aiden, and Maiden."

Margaret...Meatball

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