Nickname Lovers Gifts

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

'Perhaps, Ms Schnozzola, you might want a new name to go with your new nose.'

Mom! Don't call me abominadorable in front of my friends!

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

"OMG, LOL!"

'Good morning pumpkin.' 'Good morning treasure.' A pile of treasure saying 'good morning' to a pumpkin

'Why do they call him Neckline Ned.' - 'He's always plunging down the middle but never showing anything.'

What should we do this fine Sunday? I have an idea. Let's spend the day staring at each other and using pet names. Ahem. You affection is making us ill! They're upset, Monkey Bear. You're so handsome. We're trying to eat!

My Spam Sketchbook

Mort Park! You mean Killer. You're sprung, Killer. I'm free to go? Unless you're so tough now you'd rather stay. I mean a guy named Killer probably likes jail. Mail me my blanky.

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

Tom Cruise

Books: Names That Will Make Your Child Hate You!

'I know you can make this project go. That's why I call you 'The Magic Motor'.'

His real name is Jasper Underwood Farthington III...but we just call him 'Stinky'.

Prize vegetables with rude names.

"Really? 'Yeller'? That's what you want to name him?"

Dear Sadie, I'm just an aging Baby-Boomer who still believes in America, and sees all the good around me, but I don't understand why we've become so mean. How can I feel good about us again? Signed, Marlemarion. Great question. There's an easy answer as to how you can feel better about the world. Change your name to something normal! I just don't agree with the @#$% premise that we've gotten mean.

What really became of the boy named Sue.

"We're callin' 'im Bill, coz he came at the end of the month"

1,001 names to Embarrass Your Child for Life.

'For the sake of convenience everybody just calls me Joe.'

'He's called that, because he keeps getting licked.'

"I was listening at the door and I overheard the nickname they have for me."

Mr Long and Miss Short.

"Seriously? You guys couldn't do any better than Frank?"

'My husband's first name? Heck, I don't know! I call him `wimp` since we met the first time'!

"One of you will be Kevin, one will be Kev and one will be K. You decide who."

'Therefore I do christen this child 'Isyouis Oris You Ain't.''

Margaret...Meatball

A word to the wise. At this morning's meeting you were referred to as the 'the bottleneck'.

The Beckham's son's name is Spanish for cross. I'd be cross if someone called me that.

"Some people call me a ball-buster, but I prefer cojones-crusher."

Bud's Club...Where Buds, Bubs and Bros gather!

'Theodore seemed much more approachable when he began going by his childhood name.'