Creative Pseudonym Lover Gifts

My Spam Sketchbook

Mom! Don't call me abominadorable in front of my friends!

"OMG, LOL!"

Zoo. Diet Clinic. Hey everybody --- There's no longer an 800-pound gorilla in the room!

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

'Good morning pumpkin.' 'Good morning treasure.' A pile of treasure saying 'good morning' to a pumpkin

What should we do this fine Sunday? I have an idea. Let's spend the day staring at each other and using pet names. Ahem. You affection is making us ill! They're upset, Monkey Bear. You're so handsome. We're trying to eat!

'I'll never understand parents. They name you Patrick O'Kelly O'Grady and then punish you for shenanigans.'

Prize vegetables with rude names.

'This may be the first day of the rest of my life, but I've decided to wait for the second day.'

Paul Daniels.

"I was listening at the door and I overheard the nickname they have for me."

'My husband's first name? Heck, I don't know! I call him `wimp` since we met the first time'!

'We've got 'Jumpin' Jake' Stevens on drums, 'Slick' Chuck on bass and 'Wasted Pete' Walthons on the trumpet.'

"Not so fast. I want to be called 'Nana'."

"So far we've narrowed the choice of names down to either Fearnaught or HMS Arsekicker."

And it goes without saying that...

'It's not a great start to his cartooning career...he's got creative block about what to call himself.'

'They call me 'ka-ching'...I'm the go-to cash player.'

I think we've been riding in circles. I can't find the outpost anywhere! You can't see the fortress for the trees!

Onandonodon

"We realize it is an unnecessary department, but the acronym was just too cool to shut it down."

"It was a simple case of mistaken identity. Nobody's fault – I always carry more than one set of ID."

How to appear more interesting.

High Tea

"Actually, I’m Peg. She’s Jackie."

"Double, double, toil and trouble, fire burn and Botox bubble."

"His reputation as a tough guy was dented when his Valentine called him ‘cuddle bottom’."

"It's not difficult - you go 'Hi,' then 'Ho,' then the name of your horse."

'They call me... Condor!'

"No, I said we were going bear hunting...not hunting bare!"

"- And my name is Teresa...Mother Teresa!"

Sure, I like worms, but I'm sure I like them better with a side of fries.

"Don't you think it's time we talked about the rhinoceros in the room?"

"What's the matter, cat got your tongue?"