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"OMG, LOL!"

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

'Good morning pumpkin.' 'Good morning treasure.' A pile of treasure saying 'good morning' to a pumpkin

'I'll never understand parents. They name you Patrick O'Kelly O'Grady and then punish you for shenanigans.'

Prize vegetables with rude names.

'This may be the first day of the rest of my life, but I've decided to wait for the second day.'

"I was listening at the door and I overheard the nickname they have for me."

'We've got 'Jumpin' Jake' Stevens on drums, 'Slick' Chuck on bass and 'Wasted Pete' Walthons on the trumpet.'

'My husband's first name? Heck, I don't know! I call him `wimp` since we met the first time'!

"Not so fast. I want to be called 'Nana'."

And it goes without saying that...

'It's not a great start to his cartooning career...he's got creative block about what to call himself.'

Onandonodon

"So far we've narrowed the choice of names down to either Fearnaught or HMS Arsekicker."

'They call me 'ka-ching'...I'm the go-to cash player.'

"We realize it is an unnecessary department, but the acronym was just too cool to shut it down."

"It was a simple case of mistaken identity. Nobody's fault – I always carry more than one set of ID."

How to appear more interesting.

High Tea

"Actually, I’m Peg. She’s Jackie."

"His reputation as a tough guy was dented when his Valentine called him ‘cuddle bottom’."

"It's not difficult - you go 'Hi,' then 'Ho,' then the name of your horse."

'They call me... Condor!'

"- And my name is Teresa...Mother Teresa!"

"What do you hear from Agent X-37, chief?", "He's doing fine, but please use his code name 'Kemosabe.'"

"No, I said we were going bear hunting...not hunting bare!"

"Don't you think it's time we talked about the rhinoceros in the room?"

"What's the matter, cat got your tongue?"

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