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"OMG, LOL!"

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

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"We're staying together for the sake of our facebook page..."

OMG.

'I'm going to bed...whatever...'

"Look, Mom! A broadband digital subscriber line followed me home. Can we keep it?"

'This may be the first day of the rest of my life, but I've decided to wait for the second day.'

"I was listening at the door and I overheard the nickname they have for me."

"This is not what I meant when I said 'let's chill'."

'My husband's first name? Heck, I don't know! I call him `wimp` since we met the first time'!

Feart!

'She'd put 'The fear of God' into God himself!'

'That's like, so random!' (teenager reading about the laws of chance)

'What makes you think they're modern fakes?'

"Jack is becoming tough, adventurous, and independent. I put it down to my throwing him out with the bathwater."

"If you can't stand the jaguar, get out of the kitchen."

'Well, I've got my moto, my bling from E-bay, and Gerald here is my bitch. So everything's fine, you?'

I think we've been riding in circles. I can't find the outpost anywhere! You can't see the fortress for the trees!

'They call me 'ka-ching'...I'm the go-to cash player.'

"LMAO."

'Some things I can overlook, Dominic, but if you call me bruv once more I'll.....'

And it goes without saying that...

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"When you say everything is 'Wicked good' it feels like you're patronizing us."

"We realize it is an unnecessary department, but the acronym was just too cool to shut it down."

'Found a fossil of a frog and toad!'

'Hey Harry? Remember all those things you're going to do when hell freezes over?'

We Do Not Say 'Yeah'.

Catherine the Tate

'We keep the Holy Cow in the barn and the Holy Mackerel in the lake... I guess I don't have to tell you what we keep in there!'

'They call me... Condor!'

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