Acronym Lover T-Shirts

"We realize it is an unnecessary department, but the acronym was just too cool to shut it down."

"Is the Dude in?"

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

"OMG, LOL!"

The devil you know and his plus one

"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms."

'Good morning pumpkin.' 'Good morning treasure.' A pile of treasure saying 'good morning' to a pumpkin

"I won't be in today, I'm feeling a little under the coffee table."

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

'Lance, what does 'NSFW' stand for?'

"And this is my oldest son I was telling you about. The one that eats like a horse."

"Well that answers that question!"

"If you want my opinion you're damned if you do and damned if you don't."

'Yes, sure, certainly, you bet, of course, yeah, right, yep....'

"Costs have risen by 200% and we are behind schedule. We are living up to our acronym gentlemen and I am not happy about it!!"

'This may be the first day of the rest of my life, but I've decided to wait for the second day.'

"'A', I'm adorable."

"Right you've got 30 minutes...start squeezing!"

Department of Unrealistic Dividend Earnings: 'We realize it is an unnecessary department but the acronym was just too cool to shut it down.'

"I've invented sliced bread, the invention that will set th standard for all future inventions."

An angry Driver stuck behind the 8 Ball.

"I know I keep coming back to your obsession with styrofoam peanuts, but there's a lot to unpack there."

Next time wait until you have all your ducks in a row.

Someday, the worm will turn.

"I was listening at the door and I overheard the nickname they have for me."

'My husband's first name? Heck, I don't know! I call him `wimp` since we met the first time'!

"I'm starting to believe that this relationship was doomed from the start...!"

"Your sodium level is high...probably from taking everything you hear with a grain of salt!"

On the sea of matrimony many are over-bored.

"You paid 1000 words for this picture!?"

"What say we make this one of those 'some days you get the bear' days?"

"Do you do these in sheep?"

"Don't worry about me. I'm the late bird."

"Have you noticed, after Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF?"