Name Lover T-Shirts

Onandonodon

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

Romance

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

"I just love the way you're so endlessly inventive in the bedroom."

A heart shaped cake

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

"I love it when we clear up issues between us."

Frog flirting.

Klimt Kiss Phones

"I heard they mate for life."

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

"Not now, my love. I'm feeling preminstrel."

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

'He may have an opposable thumb, but she has him wrapped around her little finger.'

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

'Don't tell me how much you love me. Tell me how my stock is going.'

Urns in love

Zoo. Diet Clinic. Hey everybody --- There's no longer an 800-pound gorilla in the room!

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

Fully aware of the dangerous romance of Venice's canals and bridges, Gwendolyn approached this moment with a degree of caution.

'Good morning pumpkin.' 'Good morning treasure.' A pile of treasure saying 'good morning' to a pumpkin

Say it with flowers: It!

"Don't deny it. You only wanted me for my metadata."

'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'

Words of Love

Bigfoot and his wife...Bignose.

"Why don't you move over here, Mr. Lowery, where you'll be closer to everything."

Relationships.

"Florets! How lovely, I'd better put them in some boiling water."

"Actually it's darling and I'm sure it would fit perfectly. It's just that I'm not a woman."

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."