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'Yes, sure, certainly, you bet, of course, yeah, right, yep....'

"OMG, LOL!"

"And if that diamond ring don’t shine, Poppa will probably take it back to 47th Street and get something for your mother."

'Come on, come on, let's work together!'

Sale. To do this job you just need to follow the old adage and "dance like nobody's watching"!

'Now I am become life, creator of worlds."

Zoo. Diet Clinic. Hey everybody --- There's no longer an 800-pound gorilla in the room!

Centaur Forward

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

"This city is becoming unlivable."

"As Maggie Thatcher once said: 'Being powerful is like being a lady. If you have to tell people you are, you aren't.'"

Out of control

When Tia Carmen says... "A smooth sea never made a skilled mariner" it means "I can fix it with a hammer."

Rats deserting a sinking ship

'Words can't express how much I Love You - so I'm writing an equation.'

Give way - 'Oh, alright then...'

"You're looking at the next Bob Dylan."

"I'm the bluebird of low expectations."

'Stick and Carrot Business Incentive Consultants.'

"Naturally you have trouble getting in touch with your innermost feelings. You're a hollow choclate bunny."

Elephant and Castle

"Gosh, this reminds me of one of my favorite John Lennon lyrics: "Life is what happens to you while you're making other quarterly sales plans."

"What a day, I swam with the sharks, ran with the bears and wreastled with the bulls..."

'This may be the first day of the rest of my life, but I've decided to wait for the second day.'

Dangling Carrots

'If this thing starts to snowball it will catch fire all across the country.'

"Remember you have nothing to fear but fear itself, and me of course!"

"Here's a little song I wrote in prison. Actually, I was at Motor Vehicle renewing my license, but it SEEMED like prison."

"Well, I guess the bubble has burst over at Phillips Rodny Associates."

'You can't handle the truth.' - Scene from 'Do these pants make me look fat' starring Jack Nioholson

Freeberg

"There you go again, withdrawing into your shell..."

'My husband's first name? Heck, I don't know! I call him `wimp` since we met the first time'!

Freedom's just another word for doing what you're told?/Fascists make lousy folksingers.

Life is Like a Box of Chocolates