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Elephant and Castle

"And if that diamond ring don’t shine, Poppa will probably take it back to 47th Street and get something for your mother."

A man looks up at the earth

'Come on, come on, let's work together!'

'When I'm not thinking about me, the Giants, the Knicks or the Yankees, I'm thinking about us.'

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

Sick Building Syndrome

Zoo. Diet Clinic. Hey everybody --- There's no longer an 800-pound gorilla in the room!

My Spam Sketchbook

Blok drives by New York City.

"It's a mixed-use facility: retail space, low-rent housing, luxury apartments, and an area set aside for making steel."

"If the universe is expanding, that's all the more reason to get back to the city."

Give way - 'Oh, alright then...'

'Words can't express how much I Love You - so I'm writing an equation.'

"That Feng Shui class I took is paying off!"

"You're looking at the next Bob Dylan."

Ancient Grammar Police: 'Oh, for cryin' out loud...you never end a sentence with a . . .'

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

'Yes, sure, certainly, you bet, of course, yeah, right, yep....'

'This may be the first day of the rest of my life, but I've decided to wait for the second day.'

"Gosh, this reminds me of one of my favorite John Lennon lyrics: "Life is what happens to you while you're making other quarterly sales plans."

"Here's a little song I wrote in prison. Actually, I was at Motor Vehicle renewing my license, but it SEEMED like prison."

Happy Valentine!

"Well, I'll be - he cut and ran."

Freedom's just another word for doing what you're told?/Fascists make lousy folksingers.

Rocket Parking

I wonder what Pantone chips the artist used.

"In the beginning was the word. Bubba bubba bubba, bird bird bird, bird is the word."

'We've got 'Jumpin' Jake' Stevens on drums, 'Slick' Chuck on bass and 'Wasted Pete' Walthons on the trumpet.'

"When I was young, music and lyrics were important! Now it's all about production...it's all jiggly butts, smoke, sexy clothes and crazy videos!"

"I was listening at the door and I overheard the nickname they have for me."

'My husband's first name? Heck, I don't know! I call him `wimp` since we met the first time'!

Freeberg

Right Here

Between pub and bookie: 'Very sought-after position.'