Vintage Name Lover T-Shirts

"Before telling you my name, I want you to know, I was named after my grandmother!"

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

Cocktails on the verandah.

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

Military Medals

Early Piety

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

A Macaroni in 1772

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 3- Street Lamps Lighting a Lady's Toilet Mirror

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

High Riders of the Old West

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

Opening the Barrel

'Good morning pumpkin.' 'Good morning treasure.' A pile of treasure saying 'good morning' to a pumpkin

Old Wine in an Old Bottle

Swells - Men's Fashion

Notice: this dress will be out of style by January 2009.

"Darling, do you ever worry that we're becoming some sort of Merchant-Ivory production?"