Acronym Lover Pillows

"We realize it is an unnecessary department, but the acronym was just too cool to shut it down."

"Is the Dude in?"

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

"OMG, LOL!"

The devil you know and his plus one

"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms."

'Good morning pumpkin.' 'Good morning treasure.' A pile of treasure saying 'good morning' to a pumpkin

Zoo. Diet Clinic. Hey everybody --- There's no longer an 800-pound gorilla in the room!

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

"I won't be in today, I'm feeling a little under the coffee table."

"And this is my oldest son I was telling you about. The one that eats like a horse."

'Lance, what does 'NSFW' stand for?'

'Yes, sure, certainly, you bet, of course, yeah, right, yep....'

"If you want my opinion you're damned if you do and damned if you don't."

"Well that answers that question!"

'This may be the first day of the rest of my life, but I've decided to wait for the second day.'

"Costs have risen by 200% and we are behind schedule. We are living up to our acronym gentlemen and I am not happy about it!!"

Paul Daniels.

"'A', I'm adorable."

"Right you've got 30 minutes...start squeezing!"

Department of Unrealistic Dividend Earnings: 'We realize it is an unnecessary department but the acronym was just too cool to shut it down.'

"I've invented sliced bread, the invention that will set th standard for all future inventions."

An angry Driver stuck behind the 8 Ball.

"I was listening at the door and I overheard the nickname they have for me."

"I know I keep coming back to your obsession with styrofoam peanuts, but there's a lot to unpack there."

Someday, the worm will turn.

Next time wait until you have all your ducks in a row.

"I'm starting to believe that this relationship was doomed from the start...!"

'My husband's first name? Heck, I don't know! I call him `wimp` since we met the first time'!

"Your sodium level is high...probably from taking everything you hear with a grain of salt!"

"Don't worry about me. I'm the late bird."

"What say we make this one of those 'some days you get the bear' days?"

"I knew it was just a matter of time before the sheep hit the fan."

On the sea of matrimony many are over-bored.

"Do you do these in sheep?"