Nickname Lover Pillows

'Well, if it isn't the missing link!'

'They call me... Condor!'

"I was listening at the door and I overheard the nickname they have for me."

'Really? I'm called Spike, too!'

'They call me 'ka-ching'...I'm the go-to cash player.'

'My husband's first name? Heck, I don't know! I call him `wimp` since we met the first time'!

'I'm glad you asked me that, Ossie ... may I call you, Ossie?'

'I do wish he wouldn't call everyone pal.'

The Stranger

'Judge McWit, this is Margaret, party of the first part, heretofore to be known as Maggie.'

"OMG, LOL!"

'Come on, come on, let's work together!'

'Good morning pumpkin.' 'Good morning treasure.' A pile of treasure saying 'good morning' to a pumpkin

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

My Spam Sketchbook

Advertising on the internet.

Give way - 'Oh, alright then...'

'Words can't express how much I Love You - so I'm writing an equation.'

'Yes, sure, certainly, you bet, of course, yeah, right, yep....'

Elephant and Castle

Prize vegetables with rude names.

'This may be the first day of the rest of my life, but I've decided to wait for the second day.'

'We've got 'Jumpin' Jake' Stevens on drums, 'Slick' Chuck on bass and 'Wasted Pete' Walthons on the trumpet.'

Happy Valentine!

Freeberg

"It's my pet mouse, Elvis. He was caught in a trap."

'Have you heard the fisherman's song. . .To dream the impossibe bream.'

'My member requires some interest.'

'I'm actually Farnsworth Huddleson the fifth. The first was an obscure character in a Dickens novel.'

"Not so fast. I want to be called 'Nana'."

And it goes without saying that...

"Hey, you know those collective nouns are just a bunch of crap, right?"

"The problem is, all I think about is sex, all you think about is amphimixis."

'...so you wouldn't have to spend any money in the pub.'

Petting in the park.